The weave is a podcast where your host, The Weavemaster, starts on one topic and moves to another topic and people say "he's rambling" but he's not because brilliantly, he comes right back to the original topic. It's mystifying.

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  • The Weave Episode 28: Pubes
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    22:41

    This week the weavemaster does something you never would have expected, he brilliantly talks about a little topic called pubes. He also discusses stevens, skeletons, chickens and so much more. Please don't listen. Too brilliant.

  • The Weave Episode 27: Yellow
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    The weavemaster really weaves a helluva weave this weave. We're talking yellow. We also may be talking about pee and puke and buttholes and wrestling and easter bunnies and Jesus and God. Maybe just maybe. Only one way to find out. Weave around and find out. Listen. That's the only way.

  • The Weave Episode 26: Bing
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    Bing is a beautiful sound. And an even beautifuler name. This week the weavemaster discusses Bing. He also talks about Power Rangers and Billie EIlish and Walt Disney and Bugs Bunny. But most importantly, he weaves. Brilliantly. It's the weave.

  • The Weave Episode 25: The Birds and The Bees
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    25:43

    The weavemaster teaches us a lesson we should have learned a long time ago. It's the birds and the bees. We also learn, brilliantly, about boats. And planes and ladies and bing bings and excuse me's. It's all in this episode.

  • The Weave Episode 24: Dinosaurs
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    29:15

    The weavemaster honors the late great Stan Chera and he discusses Stan's favorite topic, DINOSAURS. He gets into T-Rex and Brachiosaur and Velociraptors and Triceratops and Stegosaurus. He also talks about frogs and drugs and even mee-maws. Brilliantly. Don't believe it? Weave around and find out.

  • The Weave Episode 23: Diarrhea
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    The weavemaster truly strikes again. He truly does. And this is the big one folks. It's diarrhea. He's finally doing a diarrhea episode. But of course it's a weave. So he does so much more than that. Perhaps he discusses glory holes and spit and comptrollers and strippers and perhaps even constipation as well. There's only one way to truly find out. And that way is a way we call LISTEN.

  • The Weave Episode 22: Ghosts
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    23:50

    Wow. The weavemaster really weaves a helluva weave this weave. He talks about ghosts, but so much more than that. We talk about pubes and toilet cams and crabs and HIV and potato chips and money and cryptocurrency and the wheel. But does he weave back to ghosts? Spoilers! Yes!

  • The Weave Episode 21: Cigarettes
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    Brilliant. Just brilliant. The weave master brilliantly weaves amongst the topics of water parks, cigarettes, smoking, monkeys, gorillas, cigars, the mask, Nostradamus, grand theft auto, the pope, estate sales, ghosts and once again cigarettes. Your ears may not be able to handle it.

  • The Weave Episode 20: Sci-fi Adventure
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    23:28

    Hold onto your space boots because the weavemaster is brilliantly taking you on a magnificent journey through the cosmos where you'll encounter Vemoids, Deedles , Vecklings, zip zap zop and all the other excitements and dangers the universe has to offer.

  • The Weave Episode 19: Birds
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    Wow. The weavemaster takes the brilliant subject of birds and makes it even more brilliant. He discusses seagulls, crows, pelicans, pigeons, chickens, storks and also talks about gouging ones own eye out. Brilliantly.