The weavemaster pays a loving tribute to his friend lost too soon, s***house Joe. RIP BUHBYE

We finally get a sneak peak at the weavemasters beautiful unproduced screenplay. And so much more. Weave around and find out. Go ahead, I dare you.

Strap on your strap ons and relax because it's the weave. And today the weavemaster weaves masterfully about potatoes and also French fries and also pie and perhaps a little maymay and well even a little talk about UFO's and to be honest there's so much more. It's the weave, what can you say?

Buckle up. It's weavin' time. This weave, the weavemaster weaves weavefully about legs and many other topics such as wings, tails, Jeffrey Jones and Jesse Eisenberg. Doesn't that sound nice? I thought so. Weave it up, weaveheads. Weave it up.

Let's weave. Let's grab each other and weave endlessly into the night. This week's weave will bring you to places you've never weaved before. Like goiters and cranberries and swamps and salt and strokes. And like always it's guaranteed brilliant.

Put your clothes back on. It's time for the weave. And it's time for the weavemaster to regale you with weaves. This weave he weaves about hair. Hair and Nintendo and Sega and sonic and furries and perhaps other things. But also perhaps not. Either way there's only one way to weave around and find out.

The weavemaster brilliantly weaves masterfully in and between and through the topics of clowns and broccoli haircuts and outer space and leprechaun and Jason and critters and the matrix and bat mania and so so so so so so much much more. Perhaps the most brilliant episode? Many are saying.

It's time for the weavemaster to talk about the most serious topic of his career. Spuds Mackenzie. And he does it in such a brilliant way. He also talks about Caligula and Elvira and the noid. You need to listen to this one. It just might save your life.

It's a special week because we have a special day coming up called The 4th of July. Sort of an old fashioned Holiday. And to make things special, the weavemaster is reading from an excerpt of his book about the beautiful and sometimes forgotten American soldier, Sgt Freedom. Happy 4th of July. The Christmas of America.

This week the weavemaster does something you never would have expected, he brilliantly talks about a little topic called pubes. He also discusses stevens, skeletons, chickens and so much more. Please don't listen. Too brilliant.